Howdy boys and girls. I'm Megan, a 20-year old university student from Calgary, Alberta. I love poop jokes, Matthew Good, my fraands, and above all, food. Follow me if you like good shit.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I’m gonna try to stay alive for you
Cause I still believe in the future
Cause I know I’ll be okay
J.P. Maurice - I Get High
HELLOOO Penny Laneme at sasquatch
(Source: h-e-r-o-i-n)
Yup, It’s Official
Online shopping will be my downfall.
All I wanna do is eat pizza pops and shop in bed.
Waaah. I’m such a gross human being.
Today I Realized Why I Hate My Job:
Well, one of the reasons.
I met a really nice lady named Alison today. She was sitting by herself eating calamari, reading a book, and drinking wine. When I took her payment we had a really nice coversation about the city, Margaret Mead, and her kids. I really enjoy meeting cool people like that.
When she left, she told me to check the table.
She left me another 5 bucks… I think I should have been stoked on it, but I kinda wasn’t.
I don’t want people to think that I’m only nice to them because I want a higher tip… Well, at least I don’t want the cool people to think that.
It’s impossible to come accross as at all sincere when your main source of income is based on gratuities.
if we follow each other i automatically consider you my friend so don’t be surprised if i reply to your posts like i’ve known you for ages
(Source: bieberarts)
Oh “lover”, “lover”, “lover”,
Where’d you leave your love?
In the bed, beneath the covers, push will come to shove,
And I will leave, and will not return.
I will make my mistakes, and from them I’ll learn.
Steady, steady, steady,
Slipping through the night,
Are you red, or are you ready?
Don’t you think you might be afraid, of where this could go?
Of things that you can and cannot control?
This. Kinda.Nights like this are here to remind me that I cannot and will not waitress forever. I just can’t. I know that I am no longer working towards paying tuition, but this is still a means to an end. Wait tables. Pay off student loan. Purchase vehicle. Figure out all these steps. Never do anything but photography for the rest of my life. Or Jump off a bridge.
I need there to be more to life than right now.
Everyone I love:
I need you now.
This song has been my life for too fucking long.
1. yes, I imagine it would be… I’m assuming you have a penis.
2. No, I get a really achy jaw though and lots of tension headaches, and a sore neck… I’ve got a bad crack in my back right molar that’s getting pretty close to the root though and if it does that’ll really fucking hurt and I’ll have to get a root canal
3. Can and do.
LOL. I have TMJ… which stands for something that I totally forget…. It means I clench my jaw ALL THE FUCKING TIME.. like my back teeth are BROKEN. Anyways, you should see the look on guys faces when I tell them.
Surefire way to avoid being asked for blowjobs.
(Source: smokeweedeatyogurt)
For his project titled “Ara Solis”, Guatemalan photographer Luis González Palma created a series of images representing small models of 15th century sailing boats, symbolically ‘crossing the seas’ of different sleeping beds. Ideas of migration, intimacy and dreams of the future are brought about in this wonderful series.
Your first love teaches you some of the hardest lessons of your life, I think. It feels like I met you so many years ago— I was so young and naive. You were absolutely my first true love and I am quite sure that I will always love you. I wasn’t lying when I said that you were my best friend in the world, and I miss you and worry every day.
You taught me that you can’t change people.
You also showed me, in many ways, what it meant to feel. You feel everything so fully.
In a drunken slur one day, you told me that your heart was made of lego pieces, or something along those lines. You were so utterly dissappointed when I couldn’t understand what you were trying to say… I dissappointed you so many times this way. I wanted so badly to “get” you.
You told me that you haven’t felt happy in 11 years. I know that to be true. And it fucking broke my heart everyday. And still does.
I miss you, I love you. My heart hurts. I’ve been drinking to get drunk lately.
I see glimpses of you in the eyes of others, when they’re at their most vulnerable moments. You made yourself so vulnerable to me. I am so fucking sorry I broke your heart. I feel so much fucking guilt.
I’m fucking someone else now. You are too. And I forget sometimes, you know. I know I could/can be happy with someone else. I don’t believe in soulmates. But the lessons you taught me will stay with me forever.
I have to let you go, because we can never go back now. But please be safe and find the happiness that I could never give you. I adore you. Even though I have looked at you with so much hatred inside I felt like I was going to burn alive, I can’t help but remember the days when I looked at you and saw pure perfection. You are an amazing creature.
Well seeing that this is a lover’s town,
I do a lot of sleeping around when I go out to see the scenery,
And I live like I was never a kid.
I get lost from time to time,
I always leave the one’s I love behind
When I drive from town to town,
I won’t let anybody hold me down.
Well we speak occasionally, when we feel alone.
So I keep my life a mystery,
And besides, you wouldn’t wanna know.
This is not a country town,
We don’t do a lot of ho’in’ down,
When we dance with our bodies,
And we wish that we were never kids.
